Happy Pet Parents
The Long Lunch Bowl
The long lunch bowl for dogs who treat dinner like a race. Fill it with yoghurt or bone broth and turn a 30-second gulp into ten to twenty calm, focused minutes.
30-Day Happiness GuaranteeIf your dog doesn't take to it, send it back within 30 days for a full refund — no fuss.
Try risk free — full refund if your dog isn't obsessed.
What is The Long Lunch?
A food-grade bowl with a free-rolling ball in the centre. You coat the inside with something lickable — yoghurt, bone broth, pumpkin, a smear of wet food — and as your dog works at it, the ball keeps turning a fresh surface up to the top. One fill, a long, focused lick, a calmer dog.
Why Vets Recommend This
Slow feeding reduces bloat risk, calms anxious behavior, and supports digestion. Recommended by veterinary behaviorists.
Shipping & Returns
Dispatched within [1–2 business days] [Standard delivery 3–10 business days.] Not the right fit? Return it within 30 days for a full refund.
Sarah M.
He stopped inhaling his breakfast
My Lab used to finish his food before I'd sat down. Now I load this with yoghurt and he's busy for a solid fifteen minutes — and weirdly calm afterwards. Wish I'd found it years ago.
of slow, focused licking from a single fill, instead of a 30-second gulp
to try it at home, fully refundable if your retriever doesn't take to it
Food-safe, dishwasher-safe. Backed by our 30-day satisfaction guarantee.
Bella used to scarf food in 15 seconds. Now she's quiet for 20 minutes. Game changer.
Watch the calm
Before vs After
20 minutes of zen
What retriever owners tell us
Saved my mornings
I used to feel awful leaving for work with my Golden pacing by the door. Now he gets his Long Lunch and barely notices me go.
For the dog who eats like it's a competition
My Lab is a hoover. This is the first thing that's actually made him slow down — and the floor stays clean, which I didn't expect.
Easy to clean, which matters
Two retrievers, so anything fiddly doesn't survive in my house. This rinses out in seconds and goes straight in the dishwasher.
Pour. Put it down. Walk away.
No training, no freezing, no assembly. Spread something tasty inside, set it on the floor, and your retriever does the rest. The easiest ten quiet minutes you'll add to your day.
Slows down fast eaters
Calms your retriever & Hyperactivity
Food-grade — nothing nasty
Longer, focused sessions
Built for liquids, not just paste
Bowl shape keeps the mess contained
Rinses clean / dishwasher safe
up to 20 minutes +
No Freezing Required
The Long Lunch vs lick mats
Backed by our 30-day happiness guarantee.
The questions retriever owners actually ask
Is it dishwasher safe?
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Yes — top-rack dishwasher safe. The food-grade silicone holds up to daily washing.
What size dog is it for?
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Suitable for small, medium, and large breeds. The wide base and non-slip bottom keep it stable for any dog.
What do I put in it?
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Plain yoghurt, bone broth, pumpkin purée, a little wet food — anything lickable. Loosening it slightly with water or broth helps the ball roll freely and makes the session last.
How long will it keep my dog busy?
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Most dogs spend ten to twenty minutes on a fill, depending on what you use and how enthusiastic they are. Big, fast retrievers at the lower end; thinner fillings and a bit of patience stretch it longer.
How long is shipping?
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Orders ship in 1–2 business days. but shipping time can take up to 10 business day in busy periods
What's your return policy?
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30 days, full refund. If your dog isn't into it, send it back — no fuss.
